The American Dream dies 2009

I'm now officially cheering for the rapture now.

Adam Reviews the Fleshlight Motion from Gizmodo on Vimeo.

Alright Glenn Beck & Glenn Reynolds

You want to Teabag?


















HAVE AT IT!

I'm looking forward to K-Lo's review

K-Lo's got a li'l something for Rick Santelli

Well, that certainly was a "big" play

If you lived in Tuscon and have cable, your Super Bowl may have included a bit more "excitement" than usual. Perhaps this was a commercial for the Pipefitters Union?

(note: Very VERY NSFW)

With Rich Lowry in the office

It's time for K-Lo to do her best "presenting".

(Fez tip to Watertiger for the picture)

Dick Cheney's Farewell Address

Thanks to Monkeyfister.

Everyone wants to be the Tight End

A team video so shocking the whole franchise was forced to move to another city.

NOT FOR THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE INTOLERANT!!!


Pay particular attention to #77, that's all I'll tell you.

Money Shots you can believe in!

Well, this is certainly targeted advertising:


"NOT IN THE FACE, TODD, McCAIN/PALIN 2008!!"

Brian Blessed

Or as I like to call him, "Old World Shatner", tells a story that sounds like an adventure, but is, in reality, a metaphor for the McCain Campaign's recent tactics:




Seriously, is there some reason Shatner & Blessed have never been cast together in the ultimate Buddy Cop film? It should have happened years ago, casting Eartha Kitt as their mutual love interest they have to engage in outrageous displays of male vanity over.

Is it possible that celluloid is incapable of containing both of them on the screen at the same time?

You know, it's just a short hop

from this:

to this.

Abaca Press/Olivier Douliery

[h/t Julia and the crew at Wake Up World]

Oh, those Palin kids, you never know where they'll be abstaining next!

It's bad enough

That there exists a "Verne Troyer Sex Tape", I mean my life is largely traumatized the the existence of so many Ron Jeremy Sex Tapes.

But the worst part is, it apparently co-stars Amy Winehouse:



And, in what may be the final nail(ing) in the coffin of civilization it has a special appearance by Gene Simmons, Pammy Atlas and for some reason Lindsey Graham. As Pammy would say, "the horrah, the horrah".

What we learn on the inner-tubes

That Jeri Thompson is keeping busy in Republican Politics.

"And we found this floating around

in Mrs. Duggar's uterus."

REUTERS/Bob Strong